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Anonymous
Wed, 31 Oct 01, 8:11 PM
Hello all. I was on my way home from work the other day, when a deer came across the highway from the other side of the road. It crossed in front of me. But the car I was passing wasnt so lucky. Its brakes squeeled. The car slammed the poor deer at about 35 mph. The deer flipped up over the car and off the road. The car pulled off into a parking lot. I turned around and pulled in too to see if the person was alright. A cute girl got out of the car. She said she was ok. I checked her car to make sure it wasnt leaking any fluids. The car was fine. However, I noticed the familiar dark patch around her crotch. She was wearing tight bluejeans. And she had a real nice bod. I pretended not to notice but I think she saw me eyeballing her pants. She didnt seem to try to hide it. Or even acknowledge it. I dont know, maybe she didnt even realize she did it. I wanted so badly to tell her where to share her story. But unfortunatly my girlfriend was following me home in her car. So she was there with me. Bummer. This was I think my first eyewittness account of a public accident. I got me rocks off several times now with the immage in my mind. I have some more stories to share. will do so as time permits me to. I been so damn busy lately, I havnt been able to spend enough time on the board. Thanks for reading.
Willy

Phil
Thu, 1 Nov 01, 4:00 AM
Awwww, the poor dear, both of them. Shame your g/friend was around, like me, just have to keep your eyes open.

Anonymous
Thu, 1 Nov 01, 4:07 PM
How's the deer? Had you reported it you could have kept it. Venison is delicious and expensive.

Anonymous
Sat, 3 Nov 01, 9:23 AM
<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by &lt;dribbles>:
How's the deer? Had you reported it you could have kept it. Venison is delicious and expensive.<hr></blockquote>

I looked around. Could not find the deer. I think he took off into the woods. But he probably didnt survive. He took a pretty hard hit. We told the girl to report it so that she wouldnt get in trouble for driving home with a blown right headlight.
willy