Happy Birthday WT!!!

[Holly]

I thought I better post this on the off topic board!

It's WT's birthday today........ so happy birthday to the board's favourite dirty old man! :twisted: :wink:

I'll look in at the weekend and maybe even send you a card!!

Love

Holly x :wink: :)

[bspider]

Many happy returns WT!

Boris

[bloom061604]

May I add my congratulations? Remember, WT, after a certain age, birthdays are no longer something to be embarrassed about, but to be celebrated as an achievement. I forget what that age was. :)

—Bloom

[WT]

Ahh, the impatience of youth! :roll:

I would have been in blissful ignorance of this, having come back from a birthday and weekend away, until I surfed the Board... but Holly couldn't wait and had to send me a message so I got e-mailed and then woken up by my whoosher (the sound on Instant Messenger for new e-mail messages)!!! :o

I mean, can't you let the oldies have a nice nap after dinner?!! :wink: Perhaps you were needing the loo and couldn't wait! Heee, hee! :lol:

Anyway, thank you to Holly and to Boris and bloom too for the birthday wishes. I'm now 45 young so Holly is well over half my age now since her birthday in June. When we (cyber) met, I was about twice her age, so I must be aging the more gracefully! :shock:

Ouch!!! Stop hitting me and I'll stop teasing... :P

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[Estelle]

Hi WT.

You told me yesterday that I was only allowed to send you belated birthday greetings if I was rude!!

Trouble is, I just can't work out how to be rude about a decrepit old crock of 45.

So happy effin birthday month, mate. Hope you survive it!!

Luv

Estelle (a youthful, spritely 25)

[Holly]

Hi Estelle,

I said I was going to rude again to him but never got round to it so thanks for doing it for me. :twisted:

I was available for 3 hours last Sunday WT. I was on my own, I even went to the pool to see if you were there but you fell asleep on me. Typical.... but we understand...you poor old thing!! We still love you. Let us know when you've taken the viagra pills!! :lol:

Holly x :roll: :wink:

[WT]

Hi Holly & Estelle,

Yes, you hardly ever get round to it these days, Holly. That's your trouble: all mouth and no wet knickers descriptions! :P Heee, hee! Actually that's not true of course, you posted one recently.

While you were lounging at the Pool last Sunday, I was visiting my mother's for the weekend and doing useful stuff like mowing the grass for her between rain showers, pruning bushes etc. These youngsters... just can't keep up!!! :wink:

Now take Estelle: she has been biking (I assume) round the countryside, when you've only been bonking a ball over a net! Here's hoping that you left a puddle trail in your wake Estelle and will tell us about it. :D

Seriously, you will need to e-mail me if you want to meet me at the Pool, because I look in rarely unless I'm meeting someone and that is usually late at night when you're tucked up in bed. Microsoft did something with MSN Messenger 6.2 so my whoosher no longer worked correctly, but I've uninstalled that and configured Windows Messenger instead so my whoosh is restored. :o Much better than Viagra :lol: I await your whoosh followed by a drip, drip, hiss and splatter with interest! :shock: Bet I'll be 46 before it comes... Heeee, hee! :D

[Estelle]

Hey there, WT

I refer you to Tapper's post on the "Wetting In Public" Poll discussion thread. He seems to think that men over 45 are no longer "sexy and cute"!!!!!!!! Are you going to let him get away with that??

Of course, I don't consider myself cute either......but sexy.............?

Estelle

[WT]

Hi Estelle,

Don't see why not. :P I'd never remotely describe myself as cute. And as for sexy, well, that's up to the women who know me. I think he has a point that a man of my age wetting myself in public in front of a young woman would be considered grossly indecent rather than sexy!!! It would certainly be considered mad, as a man would be expected to whip it out (after turning away or that would be even more grossly indecent!) and relieve himself rather than wetting.

From our chats, I don't think I'd think of you as cute but you're definitely sexy! :)

[Holly]

I await your whoosh followed by a drip, drip, hiss and splatter with interest! :shock: Bet I'll be 46 before it comes... Heeee, hee! :D

So thee of little faith, I did get to the pool last week and it was fun wasn't it? Mind it was the first time for 2 years!! It hasn't changed much! :o

So I was thinking whether I should launch a competition on the main board to guess the little accessory or should I say big accessory that WT brings to his sessions at The Pool? If anybody wants to guess now it's plastic, it's red and blue and you can blow it up! :shock: I think it's quite funny but maybe it's just my warped sense of humour!

By the way anyone reading this. I've got two PMs that require an answer. I haven't got time now but I will reply soon. Promise! I'm just busy, so please don't think me rude if it takes a few days or even a week!

Take Care

Holly x :wink:

[WT]

I have to confess that you did come to the Pool, Holly, and I really enjoyed chatting to you again after all that time. It's a bit quicker than swapping e-mails at weekly intervals! :o :wink:

So, as I had Windows Messenger enabled with the whoosh on receipt of e-mail, that's 1 out of 5. I didn't notice a drip, a drip, a hiss or a splatter!!! :shock: Heee, hee! :lol:

Must do better... and I wonder what we'll be saying when you get your exam results next month?! :oops: :P

And I won't spoil the surprise by giving the answer to your question: it'll be interesting to see if anyone else can guess... :?: :roll:

PS Thanks for the happy birthday PM Finesse. You said that you were drunk at the time, but I'm still re-arranging the rest of the letters to see if I can turn them into words! :!: :P I'll reply when I manage it...