Girls! Ever wanted to pretend you have a willy?

[~*~ k a t e ~*~]

Hehehe,

Girls, I know this is VERY random, but if you sit on the toilet with your thighs close together, and look down and sort of make your eyes cross-over... it looks like you have a penis!!

Try it out!! lol!!!

Guaranteed fun for at least 5 seconds!

[bspider]

Heh Heh...for guys that produces 2 'prongs'...care to imagine what I'm thinking? :D

Boris.

[Crazyhorse]

Hee. Hee. When I was about 12yo I used to stand in front of a mirror naked and stuff my willy as far back between my legs as it would go. In that position the skin that was left at the front used to form two narrow ridges which looked to me as if I suddenly had a fanny. Then by slowly working my thighs together while my willy was still jammed backwards between them, I began to get an erection. It was a while before I had an orgasm but it felt nice at the time.
Ah, those innocent years.

[aquarian]

Kate,

Perhaps you are experiencing subconscious penis envy. Although on Freud's scale of psycho-sexual developement, that would place you at the same level as a 6year old, its a possible hypothesis for your desire. Then again, it seems psychologists are wrong about quite a lot, and so perhaps ladies constantly experience this subconsciously. ( Obviously, i am not likening Kate to a six year old. Love her pics )

Sooo...do any of the ladies wish they had penises?????

mike/aquarian

[WT]

Aquarian,

I think it's more likely that Kate had had the odd couple of drinks too many and couldn't keep her eyes focused. She seems quite secure in who she is!

I did what Crazyhorse described too as a child. Never could pee downwards though, as the bends in the plumbing made it impossible!

[~*~ k a t e ~*~]

aquarian, WT's right. I was pretty drunk when I made that post :p

[aquarian]

No worries. It wasn't an accusation, as i have never had the ...pleasure of meeting you, and so am in no position to analyse. 'Twas merely a random musing. I was stoned at time of response. All is fair and well amidst intoxicating substances, I hope.

Mike/Aquarian

[DavidEngland99]

I don't see why girls should have all the envy - why can't we have 'pussy envy'. I mean, one great advantage of a pussy (apart from the fact that they look, and feel, and smell, and taste wonderful :P ) is that they can be excited and wet at the same time!

I really find all those old Freudian ideas boring and silly!

David

[~*~ k a t e ~*~]

David, I don't think penis-envy is literally wanting a penis - isn't it more to do with envying the higher social stature and ability to get away with mischeif traditionally afforded to men?

Having said that, the way society is starting to have more acceptance for the 'domestic-male', maybe something close to a "pussy-envy" will start appearing soon. A sort of "I wish I could breast-feed the baby like you can" longing, perhaps? :p

[bspider]

Don't look for that particular one anytime soon, Kate! :P

Boris

[Val]

Just noticed this. I definitely envy 'girls'. I've never worked out though how it was that Papa Freud with all his middle-class respectable Viennese clients 100 or so years ago found little girls that even knew what a willy was, much less had ever seen one, to envy it.

[aquarian]

Boris, old boy....I am afraid I am with Kate on this one. T he way society is going, we will be soon seeing an higly potent matriachy> I am a great believer in equal rights, but with the emphasis placed nowadays, it seems we are turning full circle, and men are in fact now the subservient citizens. ( look at any abuse / domestic violence case: women are never suspected , of if proven, never condemned in the same way as men). Personally, I have no problem with it, being more than willing to be an apathetic house husband all day ( more time for this site and my favourite hobby...l.ol........plus, I would love to have a pussy...they are far more attractive than penises)....

Sorry if that was a little incoherent,...just my two pennies worth...

Aquarian

[DavidEngland99]

Hi Kate,

I've just got back from holiday and read your reply. I must say, I always took 'penis envy' to be more litteral than you do - back in the days when girls did not masturbate and thought their pussies were dirty!

Maybe I don't look for coded meaning in things enough.

David

[~*~ k a t e ~*~]

I'm not sure whether it is meant as a literal envy or not, David; I've not read Freud extensively. I was just speculating based on my own special logic, lol!