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Holly
Sun, 1 May 05, 12:10 PM
Hi all,

As I’m sipping coffee on a Sunday morning, here’s a final true story from me a while, as I’m going to be busy for a few weeks. And besides the Board doesn’t have many stories at the moment. This is the real reason why I finally decided to give up coffee at work! I’ll just write it as it happened and keep it short!

Not long ago in March we had an office conference. The hotel we use is literally just across the road. Anyway, the conference was due to start at 10am but I had gone into the office beforehand to get something finished for my boss that was needed for the afternoon. To be honest, I should have done it days before. I made myself the second cup of coffee of the day.

Anyway, I had completely lost track of the time and had to be reminded by a colleague that it was time to go. I just had time to grab my coat and rush across the road to the hotel. No chance to go to the loo. To make matters worse a friend dashed into the ladies on the way but I didn’t get a chance to follow her and was sort of swept along with other colleagues, straight into the lift. This actually put the idea into my head that I should have gone but I thought it would be OK because I could go in the hotel.

The problem was that when we got there, we were so late that we just had to go straight into the Conference room and sat on the last table, near the front, in the far corner. The main entrance was to the side and there were also doors at the back, if you get the picture. There was water on the table and I had a glass because I was thirsty.

The air conditioning was quite cold but I didn't want to put my coat on, so I just sat there, in black trousers and a light blue woolly top, feeling cold. Well after about 20 minutes, I realised that I needed the toilet. I was squeezing my thighs together trying to hold it in. After an hour I was finding it really hard to concentrate. So much so in that I was becoming very tense and cold. I could also feel my face blushing red from holding. In the end I just held myself underneath the table. The problem was there were some very senior partners speaking with presentations. All the lights were on, nobody else was moving and it would have been rude and embarrassing to get up. Besides there were two entrances to the Conference room and I didn't know where the loos were.

I managed to hold for another 15 mins, until there was a break between the speakers. I had got to the point when I almost continually had to squeeze to hold it in. I knew then that I had to go right way or I would go in my knickers! :cry: I asked a colleague where the loos were. "Just at the end there, Holly" he said. I could see that he knew that I needed to go to the toilet badly because he kept looking at me when I was trying to hold it but I had deliberately not looked at him and just looked forward to the speakers; concentrating, not on them but holding for as long as possible. I wasn’t listening to a word they were saying!

Everybody could see me and I had to walk the entire length of the conference room with 200 delegates to the end. When I got there were no loos in the lobby. I bet he knew! I was really frantic at this point. I could barely hold it in and I had to walk/hobble across the Conference room yet again and ask a friend where the loos were. "Just out to the side there”, she said. The loos had just been just a short distance from where I was sitting!!

How I didn't wet myself I'll never know. I actually had great difficulty in getting my trousers and panties down because I was so desperate. I only wet my knickers a little. But that was it! I finally decided. No more coffee at work! It was just too close a call. The other lesson is not listening to wicked colleagues! Giving up coffee has definitely helped me although it seems to take me longer to get going some mornings when I'm tired.

Holly x :wink: :roll:

Sun, 1 May 05, 12:53 PM
I love your stories and likewise would love to have more threads like this on the board. Hope that you can write more soon as being busy should lead to some knicker adventures .You did really well indeed lasting that long still at work not as funny as it is to read
Nbear

Dryden
Sun, 1 May 05, 2:32 PM
Holly dear, another splendid story for which thank you very much. The substance is as good as that in all your stories. The grammar, syntax etc are of your recent high standard. What more could I write to compliment a delightful young lady? Of course at 10.10 a.m. you should have been studying for you know what, not writing a great story for us. Good luck in you know what later this month. I shall think of you around 16th May. Fond regards, Dryden.

Adrian
Sun, 1 May 05, 4:32 PM
Holly! That was a wonderful story. I hope you don't really give up coffee at work in the long term or you might not have any more work related stories to tell.

It was a rotten trick that your colleague played on you though in giving misleading information as to the whereabouts of the toilets when he knew you needed them urgently. Much though I love desperation I wouldn't -
and could n't- ever do that to a lady.

:o

Val
Sun, 1 May 05, 10:58 PM
Nice story Holly. At least you made it. Let's hope your colleague was genuinely mistaken or else deserves a nasty reminder :evil:

Frodo
Mon, 2 May 05, 12:52 AM
Although I'm of another orientation (I was about to call it "wrong", but for me it isn't), I read Holly's posts knowing that I won't be disappointed. Having worked in an office and having attended meetings that went on endlessly, I could relate to this report. I've experienced and witnessed more than a little desperation at meetings over the years.

I wouldn't give up coffee, my dear, but I'd resolve to get to meetings early enough to snag a seat near the door. Even now, I scope out the location of the rest rooms in any unfamiliar building - just in case.

wetfan
Mon, 2 May 05, 1:26 AM
Yum. I like when you post your stories. Although I too don't think you should give up coffee. Sounds to me like you need a little bit more. :wink:

WT
Mon, 2 May 05, 7:53 PM
Thanks Holly! Good luck with your e***s!!! Instead of getting deperate after drinking coffee, let's see if you can last through the papers... :?: :wink:

Your story gimes me a sense of deja vu, although I don't know whether that's because you told me by mail or because I saw someone behaving similarly at a conference where I used to work. I posted that at the time. Anyway, the more deperation, the better! :roll: :lol:

Holly
Mon, 2 May 05, 8:27 PM
Hiya,

Thanks for your replies nbear, Dryden, Adrian, Val, Frodo, (dear) wetfan! and WT.

I haven't told you by email, WT but I did mention it in my last post. All 100% true, I promise you.

Thanks for you best wishes as well Dryden and WT. Yes it's around that date. The paper is three hours long. I'll never last that long without needing a wee. Impossible! But surely you can just get up and go if you need the toilet. It would be ridiculous to wait that long and it wouldn't be possible to concentrate!

One trick I've learnt at work is never to have coffee at the start of the meeting with everybody else. Then if I think I'm doing OK and I do not need to go, then I'll have a coffee when there's about half an hour to go. Then I know I'll be able to make it to the end!

Simple tricks for survival in office life! I should write a book about it. 'Avoiding 'Accidents' in the Workplace' haha :lol: :wink:

Holly x :roll:

Mon, 2 May 05, 9:00 PM
I am sure you will be able to go during a three hour exam you could ask first that to put your mind at rest. I really feel that colegue who told you the wrong location for the toilets is very cruel and that is not at all funny you did really well to stay dry many would not have been that clever
Nbear

GregSmith85
Wed, 4 May 05, 6:29 AM
Simple tricks for survival in office life! I should write a book about it. 'Avoiding 'Accidents' in the Workplace' haha :lol: :wink:

Holly x :roll:

Lol, nice one Holly :)

Indigo
Wed, 4 May 05, 9:35 PM
Thanks for the story Holly. I enjoyed reading it. And a happy ending for all concerned: you're happy to have avoided wetting yourself - but the news that your knickers ended up just a littl ewet keeps us all interested.

Good luck with whatever exams you're taking. Gosh, it's a long time since I've had to do one of them. You're making me feel positively ancient, you know.

(BTW - beautiful young think in short denim mini skirt today, travelling with Chinese companion, changing from Central to Piccadilly line at Holborn round about 2pm. I wondered idly if I might have just seen you and Mai ... )

Holly
Thu, 5 May 05, 8:34 PM
Hi Indigo and Greg,

Thanks for your message(s)! No don't worry Indi, I won't dehydrate myself. As for your other suggestion.... I'm really not sure plastic knickers would be very comfortable in a three hour exam!! I think I would just end up with a sore bum! :lol:

Holly x :wink: