SquirTT
Tue, 6 Dec 05, 3:18 AM
Yesterday my girl friend and I were hanging some Christmas lights at her Mom's house. The ladder was kinda rickety, so she went up, being smaller, and I handed up the lights. The end of the house is the highest, and when we got there, she had to stand on the second to the top wrung to reach the eve. She was stretching the last lights up, and I was enjoying the view up her sweatshirt, when she dropped the string, grabbed for it, lost her balance, and grabbed onto the rain gutter as the ladder fell sideways. I grabbed her ankles, which were about even with my shoulders, told her to hold on, then looked up to see if she was ok. What I saw was a pee stain spreading very fast down her pants legs. Instantly I "came to attention," and when I slid her down to the ground with her warm wetness wetting me, I thought I'd died and gone to Heaven.