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WT
Sat, 25 Feb 06, 10:57 AM
Here is the post that Holly and others asked for. It was originally posted on another Board in 2001, I think. Enjoy... :claphigh:

My experience must have been a little more common than the bus cleaners liked as, for the last few years, new buses tend to have solid plastic sets at the back of the top deck, and no longer the upholstered ones... :shock: :whistling

Please reply so that this post does not sink down the Board like a stone: as Holly said elsewhere, that would be rather discouraging. Thanks! :tucool:

The updated index to all my reposts:
Accident on Train (http://www.wetbbs.com/forums/showthread.php?t=8049)
Pissed on the Bus (http://www.wetbbs.com/forums/showthread.php?t=8086)
Will I Pee the Tube? (http://www.wetbbs.com/forums/showthread.php?t=8216)
Soaking Wet Trousers (http://www.wetbbs.com/forums/showthread.php?t=8346)
Accident Off the Train (http://www.wetbbs.com/forums/showthread.php?t=8472)

This is another true story, that happened a few years ago. To be honest, I was too drunk to remember fully, so I have embellished the details a little. The soaking clothes and enormous puddle are true though!

I work in central London and live in south-west London. Normally, I commute by train but this may have been when I was working somewhere else and usually travelled by underground. Anyway, I had been out all evening and into the night and it was past the time for either train or underground to run. In London, there are a series of night bus services which start at Trafalgar Square (home of Nelson's column) in the centre and radiate out in all directions. These days I would get a taxi but this was before my earning power reached that level!

I guess it must have been at the weekend, because I was wearing a casual jacket (grey or fawn depending which one, I don't recall), polo shirt, pants (US: underpants) and dark trousers (US: pants).

I had probably had about four pints of beer then some whisky and American dry chasers, and I was certainly fairly drunk - I could walk in a straight line, but took exaggerated care crossing roads. Knowing me, I would have gone to the toilet immediately before leaving but the night bus only runs every hour and I think that I had just missed one, so I was waiting about nearly an hour before I caught the bus. The fountains in Trafalgar Square probably didn't help either, but I didn't dare risk leaving and having to wait another hour. You could probably piss in the fountains, but the police patrolling the area would probably take a dim view - more because they couldn't risk drunks falling in and drowning than the moral aspects.

When the bus turned up, I was a bit cold, still pretty drunk and already had a reasonably full bladder. Four pints of beer certainly works its way through me, as you know from previous posts. The jigging about was testament to that as well as to the night chill.

I got on the double-decker bus, showed my season ticket (in London, the annual rail and underground tickets cover you for buses as well) and went upstairs. There was nobody right at the back, so I went to the back seat and slumped down across it. The bus was fairly busy - they tend to get emptier as passengers keep getting off as it leaves central London - so there were people near me at this stage. The bus set off, picked up more passengers as it went across the river and near same arts centres and then started working its way south towards my home. The routes have changed over the years and now I would have to get a bus in a slightly different direction (more south-west then south), whereas this one used to go south then turn a bit west. I probably moved about a bit in the seat, crossed my legs and held on tight. After a while (it was well into the early hours of the morning), I dozed off. It would have been a commuting-doze, where you wake up enough at every stop to know where you are and then snooze again.

Somewhere south of Kennington, the bus was getting less busy and there were few people left on the top deck. I guess the posh Clapham types where the bus would go through next mostly used taxis! Anyway, with less movement around me, I must have drifted into a slightly deeper sleep.

I woke up, looked out of the window and, from the (closed) tube station that we were passing saw that we were heading from Clapham towards Streatham. You know when you first wake up, you don't notice how badly you need to pee? There's some mechanism that suppresses the pee urge in most people when they are asleep. It was probably fifteen seconds before the wave of absolute desperation and the four pints of beer (plus chasers) hit me and I realised that I was in trouble with no way out. I started thinking if I got off, I still don't know anywhere near here to pee and we had left the common behind, where you could pee in the open (although it's pretty dodgy as an MP found to his cost when he got accosted there and had to resign). There was another passenger right at the front of the top deck, but nobody near me.

I squirmed desperately to try to clamp off the urge to go but that only seemed to make it worse. I had been sitting back and tried moving forward in the seat, which straightened my body slightly and, unfortunately, had the effect of providing an easier path for the piss. A jet spurted out into my pants and trousers. By fighting as hard as I could, I managed to stem the flow but, to be honest, I was still too drunk to get full control. I remember thinking if I stand up, the other passenger will see what is happening and if I don't...

By then it was too late and I was pissing myself uncontrollably into my pants and trousers. I could feel the wet rising up into a puddle around my bottom, but it was impossible to stop. The flow was too much for the hard material of the seat to absorb at that rate and the puddle rose up my crotch in the depression where I was sitting and must have been an inch deep. I didn't like pissing the seat, but there was still no way I could stop. The seat was now getting totally saturated either side of me and couldn't soak up any more at that rate. The puddle rose high enough to reach the edge of the seat and a rivulet went down the front of the seat and ran onto the floor. I must have pissed for a good minute and a half to two minutes before my bladder emptied and that was the only way that I could stop.

The stream had now run forward under about four rows of seats but, luckily, I was sitting behind the partition around the top of the staircase to the upper deck and that acted like a dam, stopping the flow. Otherwise it would have run the full length of the bus to the passenger at the front! Still, quite a puddle built up against that partition, with about three tributaries running into it from where the flow had split when the bus went round a corner or something.

I was really embarrassed (although the other passenger had not noticed) and, at the next stop, hurried down the stairs and off the bus. I surveyed the damage. My jacket had a half moon shaped wet patch at the bottom of the back (it was a light colour and showed badly), my trousers had a soaking patch from the crotch all round to the bum and pretty much all the way up both front and back, plus wet legs where the pee had run off the seat, and my pants were saturated.

I was now about a mile and a half from home and it was the middle of the night with nobody about. So it took the easy option and walked home from there. By now I was feeling a lot less drunk - it's surprising how a shock sobers you up. But I was rather light-headed with the pleasure of the hot wet feeling all round my cock and balls!!! Unfortunately, that soon wore off as the cold night air had its effect - cold is the worst thing for a man's size!

bspider
Sat, 25 Feb 06, 1:25 PM
Great story, WT! I've nearly been in that situation myself, also on the top deck of a London Bus - New Year's about 5 years ago if memory serves, but I was able to hold on, and wasn't willing to go for the hell of it - I think I'm still a little too shy for that, and I hadn't "come out" to Mrs Boris then!

Boris.

Anna78
Sat, 25 Feb 06, 7:03 PM
Great story, WT. While reading, I felt like sitting right beside you and watching you. God, it's not ladylike to say that, but I'm aroused by now. *blush*

hugs & kisses
Anna

Adrian
Sat, 25 Feb 06, 8:03 PM
The bus companies in my part of comparatively rural England exhibit great faith in human nature and the strength of passenger's bladders by providing the sort of seats which anyone with a mind to, or who was simply unfortunate, could easily wet. In my experience most of them remain amazingly clean and dry most of the time. Although I've never had an accident on a bus I was once really desperate for a pee whilst travelling early one morning to my local market town. Although I'd been to the loo before leaving home it was an incredibly chilly morning and I'd drunk rather too much breakfast tea before leaving home. I'm a great tea and coffee drinker and I rarely have less than two large mugs at breakfast time - not always a good idea. Anyhow, despite getting really desperate I somewhow managed to hang on until i'd reached my destination, at which point I made a mad dash for the local supermarket toilets which, fortunately, weren't closed for cleaning as is sometimes the case. I only just got there and only managed to unzip in the nick of time. The relief was incredible! It hadn't been a long journey but I'd say it was the longest 20 minutes of my life.

WT
Sun, 26 Feb 06, 7:39 PM
Thanks for your replies, especially Anna! :mrgreen: Blushes (and notices that we don't have a blush smilie!).

maste2
Sun, 26 Feb 06, 11:31 PM
nice story

DavidEngland99
Sun, 26 Feb 06, 11:43 PM
I thought that MP was accosted by a bloke that he had had sex with - I am sure you could have managed a mere pee in relative safety.

I have been almost that desperate myself. I was coming back from an end-of-conference meal with people that I DEFINITELY did not want to wet in front of! The transport was late and then held up in trafic. I was so desperate that I was trying to work out if it would be quicker to find a public toilet on the ground floor of the hotel or wait for the lift and get back to my room.

Possibly because I was nowhere near as drunk as you, I made it!

David

Anna78
Mon, 27 Feb 06, 9:26 AM
Blushes (and notices that we don't have a blush smilie!).

That's what I noticed with great disappointment when I wrote my answer so I took the *.

David, same happened to me once. I decided for the ground floor, took the stairs, and in the end nearly made it. I mean, a big wet patch is not as bad as a wet trace to your room and soaking wet trousers and shoes if you are in a hotel.

Anna

maste2
Mon, 27 Feb 06, 12:59 PM
can you tell me more about it anna

farin
Mon, 27 Feb 06, 8:04 PM
THANKYOU mr WT
i really enjoyed every word of that, wish id be on that bus with you
Farin

Holly
Mon, 27 Feb 06, 11:50 PM
Yes it is a fantastic story. His best one and completely true. I think I could only beat that by my little incident on the DLR last Christmas :whoops: ....faithfully reported of course! ;)

I wish I had been there as well Farin.... but only if I had been wearing my wellies! :lol:

maste2
Tue, 28 Feb 06, 12:00 AM
lol nice you whant to tell about a time in the bus?

G123
Wed, 8 Mar 06, 5:22 PM
Thanks for the story, WT. Reminds me of quite a few bus wetting "accidents" I've had myself.

Where I live, the buses still have fabric seats. But I find they don't soak up much. I always end up making a huge puddle on the floor with rivulets running off towards the front of the bus.

One evenig I was so desperate, I got seriously worried I might not manage to hold on until the bus arrived. The seats at that particular bus stop were made of metal with lots of little holes in them - like a colander really. I had visions of losing it and my pee dripping to the floor through all the little holes! As this was in a brightly lit bus station with lots of people waiting for the bus, I would not have enjoyed that.

Luckily for me, the bus arrivd just in the nick of time. I got on, went up to the upper deck, sat down at the back and allowed my muscles to relax ....

Because I had needed to go soooo badly, the flow was really strong, and as well as running off the seat, it also rose up, completely soaking the front of my trousers and even getting my vest wet. It felt fantastic.

wknickers